Sunday, August 19, 2012

The Top 10 Ways Sharks and Bankers Are Alike



From cnbc.com: in honor of Shark Week and bankers everywhere, here are the top 10 ways that sharks and bankers are alike:  

10. Sharks and bankers can smell blood in the water; 
9. Both sharks and bankers have been prominently featured in major motion pictures as ruthless killing machines;
 8. Both sharks and bankers have that dull, lifeless, “thousand-yard stare” in their eyes when they are going for the kill; 
7. Both sharks and bankers are good at the kill shot, but they’re happy to let their victims do most of the work;   
 6. Sharks are natural-born killers and some make their first kill in the womb, before birth — much like first-year analysts….

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