1.
You still have to go to work on Friday.
Yes, Marketwatch actually checked with NASA. They said,
“Dec. 21, 2012, won’t be the end of the world as we know, however, it will be
another winter solstice.” We also checked Pope Benedict XVI’s Twitter account.
He’s not saying anything about the end of the world. Actually, he’s not
tweeting much at all. We also checked with the U.S. Geological Survey, but they
really aren’t directly addressing this whole apocalypse thing. They apparently
are more concerned with disaster preparedness....
2.
You will have to pay off your credit cards.
3.
Your in-laws are still coming to visit for the
holidays.
4.
The “alignment of the Universe” will not cause a
blackout, the eggnog will.
5.
You still need to get that holiday gift for your
spouse, and no, don’t buy him or her a vacuum cleaner…….
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