Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Into The Water:

Keep those seatbelts fastened people.  John Carney says that the London Whale Gone Rogue narrative laid out by JPMorgan Chase on Friday is already starting to unravel.

You’ll recall that JPMorgan restated its first-quarter earnings last week, suggesting that traders in its Chief Investment Office had basically cooked the books:

Traders in CIO were expected to mark their positions where they would expect to be able to execute in the market. In this instance, while the positions were within thresholds established by an independent valuation control group within CIO, the firm has recently discovered information that raises questions about the integrity of the trader marks and suggests that certain individuals may have been seeking to avoid showing the full amount of the losses in the portfolio during the first quarter. As a result, we are no longer confident that the trader marks reflected good faith estimates of fair value at quarter end.

Remarking the trades back to middle-mark reality forced JPMorgan [JPM  34.96     -0.03  (-0.09%)               ] to reduce its first-quarter net income to $4.92 billion from $5.38 billion, a $459 million difference. (Dick Bove says the "London Whale" doesn't matter—JPM has bigger worries.)

Those numbers do not really give a full picture of what happened. JPMorgan actually says now that the CIO suffered a $600 million loss. As I reported on CNBC's "Power Lunch" on Friday, the CIO had been claiming internally that its synthetic credit portfolio had lost just $12 million….

Wait…wait…there’s more at http://www.cnbc.com/id/48198270