Monday, December 17, 2012

10 things the end of the world won’t tell you




1.      You still have to go to work on Friday.

Yes, Marketwatch actually checked with NASA. They said, “Dec. 21, 2012, won’t be the end of the world as we know, however, it will be another winter solstice.” We also checked Pope Benedict XVI’s Twitter account. He’s not saying anything about the end of the world. Actually, he’s not tweeting much at all. We also checked with the U.S. Geological Survey, but they really aren’t directly addressing this whole apocalypse thing. They apparently are more concerned with disaster preparedness....

2.      You will have to pay off your credit cards.

3.      Your in-laws are still coming to visit for the holidays.

4.      The “alignment of the Universe” will not cause a blackout, the eggnog will.

5.      You still need to get that holiday gift for your spouse, and no, don’t buy him or her a vacuum cleaner…….

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