The first-round fisticuffs continue with today’s centerpiece
bout that pits two big-box boxers to a fight to the death, all for the
bloodthirsty enjoyment of WCIA fans around the world.
In one corner, wearing the blue and yellow trunks and trying
to sell you an extended warranty, is the Minnesota Mauler — Best Buy! He’s had
a rough go of it this year, losing head trainer and CEO Brian “The Dishes Are”
Dunn to scandal. Meanwhile, the guy who got Best Buy into the game in the first
place, Richard “Richard” Schulze, failed to woo his former pupil back to his
gym.
In the other corner, wearing blue and white trunks and
taking a smoke break just as you need his assistance, is the Brawler of
Bentonville — Walmart! It may be the
nation’s largest retailer, but it never fails to disappoint. Just look at the
latest American Customer Satisfaction Index, which had Walmart rated lowest in
both the Supermarket and Discount/Dept. Store categories for 2012….
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